Plan-B Teen Sex Cults

On August 24th, the good, honest Christian folk of Murrka™ were defeated by the Islamo-Fascist Democrats who forced the Food and Drug Administration to make the sinister "Plan-B" contraception drug available over the counter without a prescription to adults over the age of 18. Now the good people of Murrka™ must team together to make sure our children aren't sucked into a depraved Liberal lifestyle of Islamo-Fascism and random sex-cultery. Step one? Mandatory prayer in schools. That should take care of it, right?