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About Me
- Subminister For Propaganda
- Since joining the Ministry of Homeland Security, I've found my voice and purpose in life by denying the same to my fellow citizens. My political philosophy is simple: the sooner World War III comes, the sooner Jesus will return to Earth on his awesome wave of thermonuclear devastation and death. I work every day to make that dream come true. Those who oppose this goal are Evil and should be put down like rabid dogs. Oh, and I like kittens!
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