Bush on "60 Minutes": The war was justified because Saddam Hussein "was a significant source of instability" that needed to be removed, adding: "Iraqi people owe the American people a huge debt of gratitude."
Since joining the Ministry of Homeland Security, I've found my voice and purpose in life by denying the same to my fellow citizens. My political philosophy is simple: the sooner World War III comes, the sooner Jesus will return to Earth on his awesome wave of thermonuclear devastation and death. I work every day to make that dream come true. Those who oppose this goal are Evil and should be put down like rabid dogs. Oh, and I like kittens!