Friday, September 01, 2006

Our Proud Founder

We at the Ministry of Homeland Security would like to take a moment to praise the brave men who came before us in this hardest job of all: separating the wheat (loyal citizens) from the chaff (traitors amongst us). Here's to Felix Edmundovich Dzerzhinsky, founder of the Cheka, the progenitor of the KGB.

Hey, fun fact of the day, kids! Do you know what KGB stood for? It stood for "Komitet Gosudarstvennoi Bezopasnosti" or, in English, the Committee for State Security! Just like today's Ministry of Homeland Security! God Bless, good night!