Fired Republican Senators To Become Lobbyists

Corrupt Scum lose their elections because of their ties to lobbyists and break down the front door of the building rushing to cash in favors owed to them by other scum. Go figure.

In this case, it's Ex-Senators Conrad Burns and Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum.

Former Sen. Conrad Burns, whose ties to lobbyists helped sink his re-election bid, has landed at a new workplace: a Washington lobbying firm. Burns will work for his former chief of staff, Leo Giacometto, at the firm Gage, which has lobbied for Montana interests and several national technology companies, often making headlines for its connections to Burns and his staff.

Well, at least there Burns will be able to earn more than enough to pay his lawyers as prosecutors investigating the Abramoff scandal grow closer and closer... both Burns and Giacometto are under investigation by the FBI for Burns' earmarking shenanigans.

They can't rot in jail fast enough.