Thursday, September 21, 2006

More Fake Satanic "Evidence" of Evolution Discovered

So-called scientists in Eithiopia have unearthed more fossil "proof" of the Evolution of humans. When is everyone going to realize that those bones are fakes planted by Satan to lead us astray? The Bible says the world is only 6,000 years old... so how could this child's bones be 3.3 million years old? Poppycock.

Scientists are still painstakingly extracting the fossilized bones from the surrounding stone, but they have already made striking discoveries, dramatically reinforcing the idea that the creatures were a transitional stage between apes and humans. Although they had legs like humans that enabled them to walk upright on two feet, they also had shoulders like gorillas that may have enabled them to climb trees; although their teeth seem to have grown quickly, like chimps' teeth, their brains may have matured more slowly, like those of humans.

"This confirms the idea that human evolution was not some straight line going from ape to human," said Rick Potts of the Smithsonian Institution. "The more we discover, the more we realize that different parts evolve at different times, and some of these experiments of early evolution had a combination of humanlike and apelike features."

The child's species, Australopithecus afarensis , lived between about 3.8 million and 3 million years ago and is among the earliest known forerunners of modern humans. It has long played an important role for scientists studying evolution, in part because of the well-preserved remains of Lucy, an adult discovered nearby in 1974.
Ehh. That doesn't prove anything. Why don't these guys just realize that it's a deformed ape corpse from 100 years ago and just move on? If they keep pushing their radical pro-evolution agenda, we're going to have loose some of the Christian Warrior Children from our Jesus Camp loose on them with sharp sticks and clubs to teach them a lesson about lying about God's creation. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... nowhere does the Bible say anything about dust to fossilized monkey bones.