Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Stop Complaining, Your Votes Never Mattered in the First Place

So fancy-pants professor-types at Princeton have discovered easy ways to rig Diebold voting machines, eh? Well, not to worry. You really didn't have much of a choice in 2004 anyway... I mean, Yale Skull & Bonesman class of 1966 or Yale Skull & Bonesman class of 1968? The average voter has a wider variety of canned lima beans they can buy. Sure, you could get all worked up over a theoretically rigged election, but why bother... don't you know that new episodes of CSI premiere this week? Just go back to sleep, citizen... there's nothing to get excited about here.