Thursday, September 14, 2006

Internet, Videogames, Vampires, Black Clothing, etc. Make Man Go Crazy, Kill 1, Wound 19

Intitially, we thought we'd be running the story of yet another Islamo-Fascist killing innocent white people at the whim of a hat," but the Canadian Police just won't play along and put the story out there now for quiet revocation later. There's an election coming soon, dammit! How are we supposed to scare the proles without Islamo-Fascist terrorists? Feh. Stupid Canadians with their refusing to leap to judgement and blame Islamo-fascists.

Instead, we here at the Ministry have decided to push the internet and videogames components of the story instead. Here, read about this nut driven crazy by all the Porn and Free Expression that liberals put on the internet. Pushed to kill by the evil, lurid videogames that turned him into black trenchcoat wearing Islamo-Vampiro-Fascist with a gun fixations. Just look at Columbine for proof... I mean, the Associated Press obviously did:

MONTREAL (AP) - A man with a black trench coat whose shooting rampage in a Montreal college killed one person and wounded 19 others before he was slain by police said on a blog in his name that he liked to play a role-playing Internet game about the Columbine shootings.

The gunman who opened fire at Dawson College on Wednesday was Kimveer Gill, 25, of Laval, near Montreal, a police official said Thursday, speaking on condition of anonymity because authorities were not ready to announce it publicly yet. He also said police had searched Gill's home.

Six shooting victims remained in critical condition, including two in extremely critical condition.

In postings on a Web site called, blogs in Gill's name show more than 50 photos depicting the young man in various poses holding a rifle and donning a black trench coat and combat boots.

The last of six journal entries Wednesday was posted at 10:41 a.m, about two hours before the gunmen was shot to death at Dawson. He said on the site that he was drinking whiskey in the morning and described his mood the night before as "crazy" and "postal."

At another point, he said he liked to play "Super Columbine Massacre," an Internet-based computer game that simulates the April 20, 1999, shootings at the Colorado high school by two students who killed 13 people and then themselves.

"His name is Trench. you will come to know him as the Angel of Death," he wrote on his profile. "He is not a people person. He has met a handful of people in his life who are decent. But he finds the vast majority to be worthless, no good, conniving, betraying, lying, deceptive."

He wrote that he hates jocks, preppies, country music and hip-hop.

"Work sucks ... school sucks ... life sucks ... what else can I say? ... Life is a video game you've got to die sometime," he added.

Below a picture of Gill aiming the barrel of a gun at the camera there's the inscription: "I think I have an obsession with guns ... muahahaha."

"Anger and hatred simmers within me," said another caption below a picture of Gill grimacing.

He wrote that he is 6-foot-1, was born in Montreal and is of Indian heritage. He said his weakness is laziness and that he fears nothing. Responding to the question, "How do you want to die?" Gill replied "like Romeo and Juliet - or in a hail of gunfire."

Gill wore a black trench coat during the shooting and opened fire in the cafeteria just as Columbine students Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris did in 1999. Gill also maintained an online blog, similar to Klebold and Harris, devoted to Goth culture, heavy metal music such as Marilyn Manson, guns and journal entries expressing hatred against authority figures and "society."

The best part about this AP story is how accurately they peg the behaviors of murderous teenage killers... they ALL wear black clothing, hate bullies, dislike Authority, listen to music, host a blog and play videogames! Many other Liberal News Sources might have considered the fact that these are activities common to ALL teenagers, but not the AP. They know a good story when they see one: Videogames + Music = Murder. One problem... the AP's one mistake is that they didn't make it immediately clear that he (yes, along with everyone else with a videogame console) owns a copy of Grand Theft Auto III, Vice City, or San Andreas. How are we supposed to crack down on thoughtcrime without hysterical press coverage? Think before you write, AP!

Incidentally, if this kid had lived in Murrka™, he would have been checked out long ago... he actually says that he hates hip-hop! But now that our Operative at the appropriate branch of the Ministry of Culture has removed 99% of the political and anti-authority messages from rap music, and replaced them with messages about drinking, sex, money and guns, only antisocial twerps like this guy hate hip hop! That's a clear red flag issue his educators should have raised.