Friday, September 15, 2006

President Calmly Discusses His Need To Torture

Glorious Leader Bush gave a press rant conference today about his desire to torture Murrka's™ enemies. Bush screamed spoke for over an hour, sometimes even shouting at the Media raising his voice to be heard. The Associated Press described him as "animated."

Yes. "Animated" is the word. Not "Petulant" or "Childish" or "Angry." Remember: first See No Evil, then Hear No Evil, and then Report No Evil.

From the AP article:

"It's unacceptable to think there's any kind of comparison between the behavior of the United States of America and the action of Islamic extremists who kill innocent women and children to achieve an objective," said Bush, growing animated as he spoke.
Exactly. America would never kill women or children to achieve an objective. Anyone who says otherwise is a thoughtcriminal.

All Hail Big Brother.